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June 29th, 2006 by Justin Leave a reply »

Amish man arrested in OH for “selling” milk.

Long story short:

Amish man has milk producing cows.
Undercover cop asks Amish man for milk.
Amish man hesitates, then fills the man’s jug for him.
Undercover cop gives Amish man $2.
Amish man arrested for selling raw milk.

Maybe it’s just me, but when you’ve got enough spare manpower to begin conducting undercover investigations of the freaking Amish maybe it’s time to cut down on the number of employed police.

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2 comments

  1. Gunner says:

    Hey! There is a big trouble with street amish criminals.
    I cannot count the number of times i’ve been hit on to
    buy street milk, black market quilts or even
    unregulated canned jams. You don’t know how rough
    those amish streets are. The Amish cartels have to much
    power as it is.

  2. Justin says:

    You gotta watch out for that Amish brand street-grade canned jam. It’s addictive.

    Some people have actually taken to putting it into a spoon with some baking soda, putting it to a lighter, and then smoking the “rock” left behind.

    Madness, I tell you! Madness!

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