World Vegan Day
Today’s World Vegan* Day. Sounds like a good day to mow down on a chicken fried steak with a side of fried eggs and wash it all down with a nice tall glass of milk to me.
*Vegans don’t eat meat or anything that was derived from an animal. No dairy, no honey, no cane sugar (animal byproducts are used to make it) and even some soaps and toothpastes. In other words: They’re fucking crazy.