So far I’ve learned that Chuck Norris can:
- Eat very hard plastic. The evidence of this is a hole in my eyeglasses. Best I can figure a cat (Murphy) knocked them off my usual resting place and Chuck figured he’d munch on them for a while.
- Open the bedroom door. I think Murphy taught him how.
- Clear the room with a fart.
- Chase cats. He can’t catch ‘em, but he can chase them.
- Look cute.
- Hold is bodily functions while we’re out of the house.
- Fail to hold his bodily functions while we’re actually home.
- Jump on the couch when nobody is looking.
I guess that about sums it up for now.