Argh. Stupid Dog.

January 25th, 2007 by Justin Leave a reply »

So far I’ve learned that Chuck Norris can:

  • Eat very hard plastic. The evidence of this is a hole in my eyeglasses. Best I can figure a cat (Murphy) knocked them off my usual resting place and Chuck figured he’d munch on them for a while.
  • Open the bedroom door. I think Murphy taught him how.
  • Clear the room with a fart.
  • Chase cats. He can’t catch ‘em, but he can chase them.
  • Look cute.
  • Hold is bodily functions while we’re out of the house.
  • Fail to hold his bodily functions while we’re actually home.
  • Jump on the couch when nobody is looking.

I guess that about sums it up for now.


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