2008 Prediction
We’ll start off with a joke.
Two Michiganders up and died and went to Hell for their sins. Bummer.
Satan took to making sure that these two men were especially miserable so he turned the heat up extra high. He checked in on them in a few days and they were lounging around having a good ‘ole time.
This pissed Satan off something fierce. So, he goes and ups the heat up even higher.
Again, the two Michiganders are nice and comfy, having the time of their afterlives.
Satan’s had it at this point and confronts them. “How can you guys be so happy?! It’s hotter than, well, Hell in here!”
One of them replies: “Oh, we lived in Michigan our whole lives so we’re enjoying the heat. It’s a nice change from the cold winters we had there!”
So, Satan gets himself an idea. He cranks the heat down so far it makes a Michigan winter look balmy by comparison. He then checks in on the Michiganders. Son of a bitch! They’re celebrating and having a good time!
Satan is furious and screams at them, “I don’t get it! I can’t make it too hot for you and I can’t make it too cold for you! What’s wrong with you people?!”
One of them replies: “Oh, we’re not to happy about the cold, we’re just happy for the Lions!”
Satan: “What about the Lions?”
Michigander: “Well, the Lions must have won the Superbowl because hell went and froze over!”
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Now, I told you that so I can tell you this: The Lions are going to win the 2008 Superbowl because SayUncle is reporting that Hell froze right the fuck over. I must concur.
A New Jersey Superior Court upheld a citizen’s constituational right to keep and bear arms.
Well now. Fuck me standing. I didn’t see that one coming.
This is awesome!