Don’t Try It

Posted on May 14th, 2007 in Personal Life, Self Defense by Justin

I had a great time today. Through work I visited a 2nd grade classroom to start a 5 part basic introduction to business, money, communities, etc. It was really fun and I’m looking forward to coming back next week.

These kids are sharp! As I ran through a summary of the class I asked them what possible jobs one might find at a newspaper. Within 45 seconds they had listed: Journalist, Photographer, Editor, and Copy printer. It wasn’t much longer and they came up with delivery person. Dude! I didn’t even think of editor when I posed that question!

These kids are off the hook!

They’re smart, and they’re very, very precious individuals. It was amazing how you could start to see their personalities shine through just in that half hour I spent with them.

That said, I’m hoping that nobody tries this shit anywhere near me. I will not take kindly to it.

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. - Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables.


During the last night of the trip, staff members convinced the 69 students that there was a gunman on the loose. They were told to lie on the floor or hide underneath tables and stay quiet. A teacher, disguised in a hooded sweat shirt, even pulled on a locked door.

That’s so disgusting that I’m unable to express my contempt.

Son of a bitch is lucky there weren’t any responsible adults around.