Funny story. Well, funny to me and to the woman.
I’m at work today and decide it’s time for me to use the restroom for purpose #2. I walk in, grab a stall, start getting to business and check my phone.
Oh, I got a missed call! It’s from the woman, so I’d better check it. Dial up my voicemail, enter my password and begin listening to an old message on there. Another guy walks into the bathroom and I realize that it’s so quiet in there you can easily hear my phone. I delete that message and skip to the new one.
What comes blurting out from my phone?
“Hey! I can see your ass!”
I’ve never hit the volume down button so fast in my life.
She called during our morning commute, and was right behind my Jeep when she did so, so it was prefectly innocent, but, I couldn’t help but wonder if the guy standing at the urinal heard that, and if he did, what was running through his mind.
He probably thought I had just sent a picture message to somebody of my ass from the bathroom stall. Well, that’s what I would have thought was going on.
Needless to say, I kept my behind glued to the seat until he was long gone.
