Sounds About Right

Posted on October 11th, 2007 in USA, Whacky News by Justin

On that story of the Cop trying to sue the family that almost lost their baby LawDog gives us a piece of his mind:

You [ed: her lawyer] two-bit, four-flushing, dirty, rotten, knee-biting, inbred vomitous mass.

You meretricious, soul-less, microcephalic, forked-tongued carbuncle in the armpit of humanity.

Is your mother proud of this, or — as I suspect — did you spontaneously spawn as the gelatinous mass in the bottom of a used jock-strap bin, thus sparing any woman the utter humiliation of admitting that she failed to drown you as soon as she saw the cruel, debased and sadistic gleam in your porcine little eyes — you complete and utter vulture; you black-hearted, slime-trailing little invertebrate.

And that goes double for your client — who the hell do you think you are? You busted your knee, sad, but we’re in a rough line of work, princess, and anyone who told you any different Lied. To. You.

Who the hell are you to burden this family further? What kind of sociopathic, money-grubbing , cold-blooded parasite goes out of her way to heap insult onto tragedy?

Did some sulphur-reeking vermin from the lowest pits of hell crawl onto your shoulder and whisper sweet dreams of pieces of silver into one of your avaricious little ears — is that your excuse?

The good news: Officer Can’t Understand Normal Thinking has dropped the lawsuit after being suspended from work.

I’m gonna catch hell for that last one, but I couldn’t help it.

Chuck Norris Ate My Couch

Posted on October 11th, 2007 in Chuck Norris, Personal Life, Pets by Justin

We just discovered this minutes ago. Apparently he tore open one of the cushions (they’re attached, not free-floating) and removed all the foam padding on the inside.

The only good news here is that it’s my old couch, the one I bought back in 2001, that we never use any more.

Looks like FTP access to my site is down right now. I’ll post the picture later.

Cleveland School Shooting

Posted on October 11th, 2007 in Guns, USA by Justin

Well this certainly sucks.

Four wounded and the shooter offed himself in the end. Why do these whack jobs insist on doing things in that order? They should start with shooting themselves first and then trying to kill other people. The end result would be much nicer.

Was that too crass? Yeah, I’m not sorry about that. I have little sympathy for people that are fucked in the head enough to run around shooting at people.

Naturally this is going to result in more debate about carrying weapons in schools. I have no problems with teachers carrying weapons at school in accordance with state laws. If state laws forbid it then they need to be changed. Right here in Michigan there’s a push to make that happen, and I consider that a good thing.

Now, here’s where I differ from my fellow gun nuts: Permitting CCW in schools won’t do diddly pooh to reduce school shootings. These whackos have no concern for their own well being when they jump off the deep end. This latest incident occured across the street from an FBI office for crying out loud. Let that sink in for a bit.

Having an FBI office across the freaking street wasn’t enough to make this asshole rethink his plan, and it wasn’t enough to protect the students.

It may, and this is a very slim chance, reduce the level of destruction that they bring, but it’s slim. I say that because in the few areas where it’s legal it hasn’t happened. In the same vein no student has taken a pistol from a teacher in an area where CCW is permitting on school grounds.

What we do know is:

1) School shooters in gun-free zones have only ended their rampage themselves.
2) No student has taken away a pistol from a teacher ini an area where CCW is permitted.

What we don’t know is whether or not a teacher with a pistol could stop these incidents. Well, sorta. This incident just popped into my mind:

Many students heard the shots. Two who did were Mikael Gross and Tracy Bridges. Mikael was outside the school having just returned to campus from lunch when he heard the shots. Tracy was inside attending class. Both immediately ran to their cars. Each had a handgun locked in the vehicle.

Bridges pulled a .357 Magnum pistol and he later said he was prepared to shoot to kill if necessary. He and Gross both approached Odighizuwa at the same time from different directions. Both were pointing their weapons at him. Bridges yelled for Odighizuwa to drop his weapon. When the shooter realized they had the drop on him he threw his weapon down.

They weren’t teachers, and they weren’t carrying, but introduction of arms by the “friendlies” seems to have dissolved that situation quite handily.

I’m sure there are others out there not coming to mind. No wait, there’s the whole Charles Whitman clock tower incident where civilians pinned the guy down with rifle fire until the police could mount a proper attack on the guy. Seems it worked there too.

You know, maybe permitting firearms on school grounds is a good idea.