Archive for October, 2007

Google Analytics Results

October 12th, 2007

One month ago to the day I enabled Google Analytics tracking on this website. I used to pay attention to my stats, back when I ran it on a machine I hosted myself in my apartment, using Webalyzer but stopped doing that when I moved hosting to a 3rd party.

It’s interesting to see what kind of traffic I’m getting here.

According to Google I’ve received 1,288 unique visitors here in one month’s time. That’s a little freaky when you think about it: I certainly don’t know 1200+ people, but apparently that’s how many have stumbled upon this place in just 30 days to read something I’ve written. Yes, I realize that it’s a small number of people in the grand scope of things, but if the trend continues (likely) that means in 12 months time around 14,400 people per year. I remember back when I started out I’d get about 16 visits a month.

At the very end of my graph of visits per day there’s a big uptick at the end, which can be contributed to Say Uncle — personally responsible for about 8% of the traffic here, and that post was just a link to Larry Correia’s blog post on HK.

Google is #1 when it comes to referrals. I’m not surprised by this, but what’s funny is that the #1 search phrased used to find this site is Techmedica. The late Rob Smith (Acidman of gutrumbles.com) once penned something wondering just why it is you can lay down this grand massive essay on something you hold near and dear and it receives zero comments, while a random post about something trivial in your life will generate a slew of comments. I feel a little bit like that on this topic: There’s nearly 1300 posts on this blog, 6 of which deal with Techmedica, but that’s where the majority of my random traffic and comments come from.

I’d feel a bit put off by this, if it weren’t for an encounter I had a couple of weeks ago. It was a Friday and I ventured into the building I used to use as my office under my current employer. The company that owns the building needed some help, I live the closest, so I took the gig. Real short, we’re talking like 8 hours of work. While signing myself out the receptionist asks what my name was again. She had only been there a couple of months and only knew me in passing. I told her “Justin” and she asked what my last name was. Well, ‘Buist” is the obvious answer to that question.

She remarked that she had heard that name before. I’m thinking, “duh, this is West Michigan, we’re all over” and said, “Well, there’s Buist Electric. Folks usually see the name on the side of their vans.” She said that wasn’t it, and started thinking. She then asked where I used to work, and I rattled off the list of companies I’ve been employed under. “No, it wasn’t one of those,” she says, “it had something to do with medicine.” Sirens in my head are going off. I have no idea how bad this could end up. “It was tech… tech… Techmedica! Do you have a blog?” I reply in the affirmative and get a little more uneasy. Turns out about a year ago she was thinking about applying for a job there. She looked up their name on the web, found my post, and decided not to apply there.

Small world.

Sounds About Right

October 11th, 2007

On that story of the Cop trying to sue the family that almost lost their baby LawDog gives us a piece of his mind:

You [ed: her lawyer] two-bit, four-flushing, dirty, rotten, knee-biting, inbred vomitous mass.

You meretricious, soul-less, microcephalic, forked-tongued carbuncle in the armpit of humanity.

Is your mother proud of this, or — as I suspect — did you spontaneously spawn as the gelatinous mass in the bottom of a used jock-strap bin, thus sparing any woman the utter humiliation of admitting that she failed to drown you as soon as she saw the cruel, debased and sadistic gleam in your porcine little eyes — you complete and utter vulture; you black-hearted, slime-trailing little invertebrate.

And that goes double for your client — who the hell do you think you are? You busted your knee, sad, but we’re in a rough line of work, princess, and anyone who told you any different Lied. To. You.

Who the hell are you to burden this family further? What kind of sociopathic, money-grubbing , cold-blooded parasite goes out of her way to heap insult onto tragedy?

Did some sulphur-reeking vermin from the lowest pits of hell crawl onto your shoulder and whisper sweet dreams of pieces of silver into one of your avaricious little ears — is that your excuse?

The good news: Officer Can’t Understand Normal Thinking has dropped the lawsuit after being suspended from work.

I’m gonna catch hell for that last one, but I couldn’t help it.

Chuck Norris Ate My Couch

October 11th, 2007

We just discovered this minutes ago. Apparently he tore open one of the cushions (they’re attached, not free-floating) and removed all the foam padding on the inside.

The only good news here is that it’s my old couch, the one I bought back in 2001, that we never use any more.

Looks like FTP access to my site is down right now. I’ll post the picture later.

Cleveland School Shooting

October 11th, 2007

Well this certainly sucks.

Four wounded and the shooter offed himself in the end. Why do these whack jobs insist on doing things in that order? They should start with shooting themselves first and then trying to kill other people. The end result would be much nicer.

Was that too crass? Yeah, I’m not sorry about that. I have little sympathy for people that are fucked in the head enough to run around shooting at people.

Naturally this is going to result in more debate about carrying weapons in schools. I have no problems with teachers carrying weapons at school in accordance with state laws. If state laws forbid it then they need to be changed. Right here in Michigan there’s a push to make that happen, and I consider that a good thing.

Now, here’s where I differ from my fellow gun nuts: Permitting CCW in schools won’t do diddly pooh to reduce school shootings. These whackos have no concern for their own well being when they jump off the deep end. This latest incident occured across the street from an FBI office for crying out loud. Let that sink in for a bit.

Having an FBI office across the freaking street wasn’t enough to make this asshole rethink his plan, and it wasn’t enough to protect the students.

It may, and this is a very slim chance, reduce the level of destruction that they bring, but it’s slim. I say that because in the few areas where it’s legal it hasn’t happened. In the same vein no student has taken a pistol from a teacher in an area where CCW is permitting on school grounds.

What we do know is:

1) School shooters in gun-free zones have only ended their rampage themselves.
2) No student has taken away a pistol from a teacher ini an area where CCW is permitted.

What we don’t know is whether or not a teacher with a pistol could stop these incidents. Well, sorta. This incident just popped into my mind:

Many students heard the shots. Two who did were Mikael Gross and Tracy Bridges. Mikael was outside the school having just returned to campus from lunch when he heard the shots. Tracy was inside attending class. Both immediately ran to their cars. Each had a handgun locked in the vehicle.

Bridges pulled a .357 Magnum pistol and he later said he was prepared to shoot to kill if necessary. He and Gross both approached Odighizuwa at the same time from different directions. Both were pointing their weapons at him. Bridges yelled for Odighizuwa to drop his weapon. When the shooter realized they had the drop on him he threw his weapon down.

They weren’t teachers, and they weren’t carrying, but introduction of arms by the “friendlies” seems to have dissolved that situation quite handily.

I’m sure there are others out there not coming to mind. No wait, there’s the whole Charles Whitman clock tower incident where civilians pinned the guy down with rifle fire until the police could mount a proper attack on the guy. Seems it worked there too.

You know, maybe permitting firearms on school grounds is a good idea.

Catblogging

October 9th, 2007

I shirked my duties as a member of the Triangle of Death after work today to take a kitten to the vet.

Little bugger has had a cold for weeks and it’s not going away despite the antibiotics we fed him for 2 weeks.


Sick, but still cute.

So, I packed the little guy up after work today and took him in for an appointment. He’s sick, but not sickly. He’s put on 1 lb. 4 oz. since his last visit, which was 2.5 weeks ago. No worries about loss of appetite there. They just suggested putting him back on the antibiotics but upping the dosage.

Other suggestions included getting more fluids into him by feeding him wet food, or maybe some tuna juices during the day. That should be pretty easy to do: The little critter likes hanging out at my desk, sitting behind my laptop, so I can give him a bowl of wet food and make sure that the other cats don’t get to it before he does.

Kinda cool, this whole “home office” thing.

More lovey-dovey pet talk below the fold:
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On H&K…

October 9th, 2007

Larry Correia reminds me why I don’t own any H&K products: Because I suck, and HK hates me.

Teaser:

By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.

Buy our stuff.

Sincerely

HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.

If Lewis Black were to write a bit on HK it’d sound a lot like this.

GUN! PANIC!

October 5th, 2007

What the fuck?

Calvin Theological Seminary officials Wednesday issued a safety notice to students and faculty and banned a first-year student from school grounds after, they said, police found a firearm in his possession at the Seminary-owned Batchawana Apartments near 28th Street and Kalamazoo Avenue.

What the hell? That’s like 6 or 7 miles from the school’s campus.

There was no arrest, so I’m assuming there was no crime.

Too Fucking Weird

October 4th, 2007

So, it sounds like a jet is passing overhead right now. There isn’t, but that’s what it sounds like to me.

What I’m actually hearing is my celing fan.

Through ear muffs rated for 29dB reduction.

Here’s something I never noticed before I started living with somebody else: I’m really weird about sound sometimes. Sometimes every sound physically hurts. The sound of a bag of shrimp opening up in the next room a few minutes ago sounded like plates crashing on the floor. I just cracked my knuckles and it sounded like I was shooting a .22LR pistol.

I know it’s the lack of order that does this. Things stopped going according to plan earlier tonight when a kitten disabled my laptop’s power cord. That’s what got this rolling, and now every noise that isn’t created by me is fucking with my brain. Right now silence is impossible for me. I have a constant ringing in my ears. It isn’t from any sort of damage — I’ve been that way all my life, long before any gun fire entered into the picture.

I’m just not wired right.

I have no idea how my girlfriend puts up with this.

Followup: Michigan’s New Sales Taxes

October 4th, 2007

Just yesterday I wondered if the new sales tax would affect my company. I was in the office today and got a chance to chat with the owner about this. Our company’s lawyer’s take on this: He’s not sure yet either.

Figures.

Basically, IT consulting is covered, but there are excemptions here and there. It’s not clear if all of our services will be taxable, but it seems that some will be.

In totally unrelated news: I think the kittens have destroyed my laptop’s power cord. If true, this will be the fourth one I have lost to my pets. Little bastards.

Michigan’s Budget “fix”

October 3rd, 2007

So, part of the plan to fix Michigan was to increase the income tax. I’m not happy with this, but in all honesty “Welcome to Michigan: We only gank 4.35% of your income off the top” isn’t a whole lot worse than the previous 3.9%.

The real bitch is going to be expanding the sales tax to some of the services industries. I admit, I didn’t care too much about the issue because I trusted the media when I heard reports that they’d only be taxing a “few” services more. Then I see the list:

·Carpet and upholstery cleaning services

·Business service center services

·Consulting services

·Investigation, guard and armored car services

·Investment advice services

·Janitorial services

·Landscaping services

·Office administration services

·All of the following personal services:

-Astrology services

-Baby shoe bronzing services

-Bail bonding services

-Balloon-o-gram services

-Coin-operated blood pressure testing machine services

-Bondsperson services

-Check room services

-Coin-operated personal service machine services

-Comfort station operation services

-Concierge services

-Consumer buying services

-Credit card notification services

-Dating services

-Discount buying services

-Social escort services

-Fortune-telling services

-Genealogical investigation services

-House sitting services

-Social introduction services

-Coin-operated rental locker services

-Numerology services

-Palm reading services

-Party planning services

-Pay telephone services

-Personal fitness trainer services

-Personal shopping services

-Coin-operated photographic machine services

-Phrenology services

-Porter services

-Psychic services

-Rest room operation services

-Shoeshine services

-Singing telegram services

-Wedding chapel services, but not churches

-Wedding planning services

·Other travel and reservation services

·Scenic transportation services

·Skiing services

·Tour operator services

·Warehousing and storage services

·Packaging and labeling services

·Specialized design services

·Transit and ground passenger transport services

·Courier and messenger services

·Personal care services

·Service contract services in which the seller, in exchange for the buyer’s single payment, agrees to provide repair, maintenance, or replacement of 1 or more items of tangible personal property during a specific period of time, which services the buyer is not required to buy in connection with the purchase of tangible personal property.

·Security system services

·Document preparation services

·Mini warehouse services and self-storage unit services

Still with me? Good.

A former coworker shot me links today on this topic, as were both confused as to our status under “consulting services.” I must say, after following up I think the company that I’m employed with will most definately fall under that umbrela. We both work in IT (Information Technology) and we’re basically geeks for hire. You want a customized solution to problem X? We’ll build it! That kinda thing. This seems to fall under the larger umbrella of “consulting” accoring to the Michigan state government.

I could be totally wrong on this one. I’m sure I’l find out if I am, seeing as my employer will surely learn the ramifications of this legislation shortly as well as other people I associate with.

It’s easy to see what happens when your local dry cleaner needs to up your charges by 8% becaue of the law. Figure 6% for the actual tax an 2% for compliance. A pittance on a $30 bill, really.

What happens when you’re talking about a $150,000 deal? Yeah. Things change. You can’t really send your dry cleaning out of state, but you can damned sure send your IT projects out of state. What about the “use” taxes that are an extension of the sales tax? Will companies in Michigan that receive services now subject to the sales tax have to pay up on that even if they’re in Indiana? Or India?

I sure hope I read this thing wrong.