Heh.

Posted on April 8th, 2008 in Guns by Justin

TALES OF THE GUNSTORE! Darwin Awards in the making.Oh, man. Larry gets some good ones:

They say that they’re going to need hundreds of pounds of it, and they need it today. I tell them that most places don’t stock that much on hand, and I then asked what they were doing.

Well… it turns out that they just built a cannon. It had a 2″ bore. They told me that they were going to go shoot it today, and that since they needed 1/2 pound of blackpowder, PER SHOT, that it would add up pretty quick.

You know that sound that a record makes when it skips. Yeah, I heard that noise in my brain.

Read the whole thing. It’s worth it.

Universal Health Care

Posted on April 8th, 2008 in Politics by Justin

Okay, I think it’s a really bad idea. Let’s just get that out of the way.

But, if it’s such a good idea, why don’t we do this with our pets? I’m serious here. I looked up the regulations behind becoming a veterinarian in my state a while ago and it’s every bit as difficult, if not more, than becoming a doctor.

So, how about we nationalize the vets and see how that works out for a while?