Today Theresa and I are driving back from the grocery store when the following exchange occurs:
Theresa: Did you just fart?
Justin:Uhm, no.
T: Are you sure? It smells.
J: Yes, I’m sure! I’d tell you if I farted. You know that.
T: It smells like shit!
J: It wasn’t me! (I look left, I look right. We’re on a bridge.)
J: Honey, we’re driving over the Grand River.
We had the exact same exchange about 2 weeks ago which made it doubly funny for me.. Same bridge, just going the other direction.
For those of you not from the area: The Grand River gets polluted with human waste whenever the water levels get high enough. It’s spring here, so they’re kind of high, so the river smells like shit because it’s full of it.
