Okay, so I work from home most of the time. It’s something I never thought I’d like but it’s grown on me.
Today I’m plugging away and suddenly Chuck Norris goes ape. Sure enough, there’s somebody here. A big ‘ole red truck in the driveway. Toss the dog into his crate and answer the door.
Man at Door: “Hi… I’m doing a roofing job for an old lady (truck has “roofing” written on it, makes sense) ’round here and she’s been having trouble picking out a color. I’ve showed her samples and such but that didn’t work. So, I’ve been driving her around to see real houses and she likes what you’ve got. Do you know what color that is or where it’s from?”
Me: (having a WTF moment) “Uh, nope. I bought the place a year and a half ago and the roof came with the house. I don’t have a clue.”
MD: “Do you mind if I get out ladder, climb up there and get a closer look? Take some pictures?”
Me: “Uh, sure, go right ahead.”
Hopefully that’ll be the strangest thing to happen ’round here for a good month or so.