So, Sunday we picked up an actual bone for Chuck Norris to gnaw on. A section of cow femur to be exact. They’re pretty much indestructible so there’s no real danger of a shard coming off and killing him is what I hear.
Two days later:

Maybe the cow had osteoporosis?
And no, I don’t “get off” having a strong dog. I’d actually prefer if he didn’t have the strength to do stuff like this, but I still find it impressive.
Heck, my cocker spaniel has entirely eaten lamb and pig femurs. She has also shredded a cow femur into razor sharp blades which she left around the house in places we were guaranteed to step on them with bare feet. They never bothered her though… I don’t know if she was just lucky, or if they really weren’t dangerous for her. Ever since she discovered this trick we stopped giving real bones to her.