An Old Joke
Bruce’s most recent post reminded me of an old joke.
Some friends were sitting around playing poker and one of them noticed that Harry had some really small hands. They gave him a little ribbing about it and Harry said, “You know, I’m not exactly proud of it, but they are awfully small. I wonder if I’ve got myself a world record here for the smallest hands?” It was at the time that Frank spoke up and said, “You know, I’m not exactly proud of it either, but I just might have the smallest feet in the world.” After a brief silence Dick spoke up sand said, “Well… I’m really not proud of this but I just might have the smallest dick in the world.”
So, the three of them agreed to head into town that Saturday and head to the local Guinness World Record’s office for proper measurement.
Frank goes in first and he comes out just a dancing, “Heck yeah, man! I got the world record for the smallest feet!”
Harry heads in next and comes out a short time later clapping and smiling, “Woo hoo! I got the world record for the smallest hands!”
Dick shuffles off into the office and comes back a few minutes later with an awful scowl on his face. His friends ask, “What happened, Dick? Did you get the record?”
Dick responds, “No and who the fuck is Justin Buist!?”
Okay, so you usually don’t use your own name for the punch line.