Justin Buist

So, we’re filling out some form for the DJ that’ll be at the wedding. There’s a section on the back where they ask for some trivia about the bride and groom. One of them is ‘favorite Movie’

Theresa: Okay, favorite movie?
Me: Uh.. don’t really see why that’s important.
Theresa: Oh, ‘cmon. Pick one.
Me: Okay, 300.
T: You can’t pick that. You’ve only seen it twice.
Me: So?
T: You can’t pick that!
Me: I’m about 2 seconds away from standing up, yelling THIS! IS! SPARTA! and kicking you in the chest.
T: *rolls eyes*