First they drive by one “road closed” sign then they come up to another with a nice big “BRIDGE OUT” tacked onto the front for good measure, and this one spans the whole road so there’s no way around then.
Then genius after genius decides that my front lawn makes a pretty darned good detour around that funny “BRIDGE OUT” sign, slips back onto the pavement and onto a freshly poured layer of asphalt ONTO A BRIDGE (of sorts) THAT HAS NOT BEEN CLEARED FOR TRAFFIC.
I really, truly, do not understand people.
you can always get leftover rebar and plant them in your yard near the sign. a neighbor did this before and it worked spectacularly.