Archive for May, 2009

Dead XBOX 360

May 8th, 2009

Well, mine bit it, and I’m pretty sure I’ve owned it for less than a year.

I’m not getting the “red ring of death” that everybody talks about. That’s the old error that indicated a total system failure where the soldering started to wane away due to heat.

Instead mine is just two of the red quadrants lighting up which means it’s overheating. I’d have turned it in under the warranty but I know it’s my fault. I keep the console in a, uh, console that sits below our TV. There’s a door on the cabinet where it resides. I’ve caught myself accidentally running it with that door closed more than a few times now, and that’s when the over heating started. I removed it from it’s little confined space last night, let it sit for hours, and it still overheated. Waited over night and I managed to play a game of Halo this morning without error, at lunch without error, and then this evening it overheated after being on for about 3 minutes.

I’m pretty sure what’s happened is I let it bake in that cabinet one too many times and the thermal transfer glue between the GPU and the heat sink has been baked to a crisp. I’ve got the thing torn down 95% of the way now. I just need to get some new thermal transfer glue, break it down all the way, and patch it back together. It should be better than when it left the factory at that point.

Funny thing about it is when my wife got home from work today she asked me if I really thought I could fix it. “Of course. It’s just a computer,” I replied. I forget sometimes that she’s never seen me rip a machine apart and toss it all back together. Hell, I used to do it when I was 13, with no supervision, no manuals, and no Internet to speak of to guide me along the way. Today? I got YouTube videos from guys showing me the correct way to tear down an XBOX 360 console. A trained monkey could pull this job off.

More, Please.

May 8th, 2009

I’m usually annoyed with Democrats point to the national budget and get all hot and bothered that defense spending is the biggest slice. Yeah, it’s huge. It’s insanely huge, but it’s also about the only 100% legitimate task of the Federal government that requires any sort of real funding.

However, when ex-military folk, like E.B. Misfit point to actual programs that are money pits, well, I kind of like that. She does it fairly frequently too.

Here’s an idea for Obama: If you want to find some wasteful spending assemble a team of of ex-military folk. Let them build up a list of programs that just don’t work. Then kill them. The programs, not the vets.

Too Weird

May 7th, 2009

In one day E.B. Misfit wonders what it would take to make an anti-vampire round. and Marko wants to know what kind of gun would be best for hunting werewolves.

Apparently zombies aren’t the cool thing anymore.

We’re all Chrysler Now

May 7th, 2009

Yep, you and I are now partial owners of Chrysler now. They’re not going to pay back their loans so we’ve acquired controlling shares in the company. Or at least that’s the plan. I’m not sure it’s if it’s final yet.

I’m generally capable of understanding how various clauses in the Constitution enable the Federal government to go far and above what they’re actually permitted to do. I don’t agree with them, but I “get” it.

This one? I haven’t a clue.

Early Morning WTF

May 5th, 2009

I awoke this morning around 6:00am to diesel engines firing up. It was the local county road commission rearing up to fix the freaking massive ditch they just tore in the middle of the road next to my driveway. This construction project is 100% needed, and I support it fully. If fixing it up right-quick means waking me up at 6:00am then go for it.

Funny thing: At 8:00am when I headed into the office with a glass of OJ in my hand they were gone. Never returned.

Apparently they worked this job-site from 6:00am to maybe 7:30am today.

I’m unable to come up with a logical explanation for this.

Random Note on Home Security

May 5th, 2009

As I mentioned in my last post I’m working from home again, and wouldn’t you know it, I got a friendly reminder of just why I like being here all day long.

Around 2:30pm the dogs went ape-shit crazy upstairs, so I went to see what the fuss was about. There’s a car in my driveway pulled right up to the garage. No decals on the car, so it’s not a meter reader. Nobody’s in the driver’s seat, but I can’t find anybody in the yard. Though I will admit that I have less than 100% visibility out the front of my house. The wife zombie-walks out of the bedroom (she was just laying down to take a nap, she’s home because she’s working 4 10 hour days the rest of the week) and I gather that somebody rang the door bell. I look out front again and they’re getting in their car and heading off.

I have no idea what the nature of their business was, but the wife did remember that we’d left the garage door open upon returning from lunch. Being a paranoid whack-job my first thought is they were just checking to see if somebody was home before they looted the garage. When the dogs went bonkers they left. Or maybe they saw me walk up the stairs with my hand under my shirt around the 4 o’clock position. Take your pick.

Or maybe they were just a friendly neighbor wondering if we knew our garage door was open, but we didn’t recognize the car, and there’s no reason to drive by our house because we currently live at the end of a dead end road thanks to a construction project.

Perhaps they were going door-to-door selling something, but that doesn’t seem likely either. The dogs to bat-shit whenever somebody pulls into the driveway across the street too. That car didn’t drive across the street when she was done with my place, I watched, and she sure didn’t start across the road because I’d have known about it before she got to my driveway.

Weird.

Note: Cannot hear the doorbell from my new office room in the basement. Might need to work on that.

Back in the Saddle

May 4th, 2009

So far this year work has entailed commuting 1.25 hours a day to a client’s site, working 40 hours a week there, and then coming home to tackle anything else that might need to be done. It’s certainly not an exhausting schedule, but now that I’m back to working from the home office this week I really appreciate the extra free time I get by not having to drive across town every day.

That means more blogging… for the 8 of you that still read this crap.

Robb range tests his P3AT

May 4th, 2009

Heh:

Holy crap on a cracker, Batman. I literally had to put my left thumb in the trigger guard to try to keep it from leaping out of my hands. I’m not sure a follow up shot is going to be feasible unless I aim for your toes first, then maybe, the second shot will part your hair.

Robb knew what he was getting into when he bought it, and I bet he’ll be happy with the purchase after he’s had some more time with the pistol provided that it proves to be reliable.

Folks not familiar with guns would look at the itty-bitty P3AT and think it’s breeze to shoot, but it’s not. Robb’s a Marine, solid, thick, and stands about 6’4″. It’s not the kind of pistol you want your grandma to buy and stick in her purse at all. Well, not unless grandma likes to spend a lot of time on the range.

A 12″ Lever Gun that’s not an SBR

May 4th, 2009

Puma makes one that’s only 24″ in total length. It has a stock, but it’s not a rifle, it’s a pistol. Not sure how they managed to get that classified as a pistol, but kudos for them for doing so. Available in .45 Colt, .44-40, and .44 Magnum.

Might make handy home defense carbine I suppose.

Discovered through Bill St. Clair’s blog.

Showing Age

May 4th, 2009

From my chat logs today, where I asked a coworker to shove a 15GB file onto our FTP server so I could transfer it over the Internet back to my home:

[Redacted] says:
- do download managers work for FTP sites?
- segmented downloads, and resumeable?

Justin Buist says:
- Yeah, there’s a ‘REST’ command in FTP that resets the starting point of the file transfer.
- It’s what we had to use before HTTP got support for the ‘Range’ header. *shakes cane*

I really shouldn’t make ‘old man’ jokes around the office. I’m not really any more than 2 years older than this guy, if even that, but I was poking around on the Internet before the WWW actually came popular. Back then it was Gopher, Archie, Veronica, and FTP to find what you were looking for. Some days it just feels like I’m an old man.

(FYI: The ‘Range’ header was introduced in v. 1.1 of the HTTP protocol. Here’s the RFC. It’s dated 1999 and if my memory serves me correctly we didn’t really see wide-spread adoption or support for this until around 2002, maybe 2003, a few years after I became a full-time employee in the IT industry. Or about 7-8 years after I’d first used the WWW. That is why I feel like an old man.)