Justin Buist » Chuck Norris http://www.justinbuist.org/blog Fri, 16 Dec 2011 04:23:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Chuck Norris Ate My Couch http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/2007/10/11/chuck-norris-ate-my-couch/ http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/2007/10/11/chuck-norris-ate-my-couch/#comments Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:49:11 +0000 Justin http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/2007/10/11/chuck-norris-ate-my-couch/ We just discovered this minutes ago. Apparently he tore open one of the cushions (they’re attached, not free-floating) and removed all the foam padding on the inside.

The only good news here is that it’s my old couch, the one I bought back in 2001, that we never use any more.

Looks like FTP access to my site is down right now. I’ll post the picture later.

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His tail.

I think my dog might be mildly retarded.

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Historically I’m horrible at waking up early, regardless of the reason. However, I’ve found something that can get me up reliably these days:


Rabbits?

Heh. If one of us doesn’t wake up to let Chuck out within 5 minutes of his internal bladder alarm then I end up with a 65 pound dog’s paw mauling my face.

That’ll wake you up in the morning.

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Chuck Norris has been taking chunks like this out of our deck for a while now. I’m not pissed, I want to replace the thing anyway, and I’m just glad he’s not doing that kind of damage inside the house.

Chuck’s 9 months old now:

We took him to a party/dog party the other weekend and te host said he looked like he had some Staffordshire Terrier in him. Makes sense — as he’s getting older we’re realizing he’s got some kind of pit bull in him.

He’s shredding dog toys, even the ones meant for critters his size.

Still, he’s just a big lovable lunkhead.

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