No, not the TSA this time. Chuck E. Cheese pizza.
The wife, kid, and myself went there this past weekend for a birthday party. Upon arrival they stamp your hand with an ink that can only be seen with a black light. Mom, dad, and baby all got stamped with the same integer value.
When we went to leave they checked our hands. Wife’s stamp was fine, mine was half gone from shoving it in my pocket to grab tokens, and the baby’s ink was gone. Surprise!
Basically there are two kinds of people that’ll leave a Chuck E. Cheese with a kid that has no stamp on their hand:
1) An actual kid snatcher
or
2) Parents that wash their kid’s hands before and after eating
Now, given that I’ve got an IQ north of 80 I wasn’t the least bit surprised that their system failed to differentiate between the two groups. What I was surprised at was the checkout person, for lack of a better term, actually having to pause for 5 seconds and think about it. That tells me it’s somewhat uncommon for her to find a child lacking their original stamp which means a fairly significant number of people don’t wipe their kid’s hands down during the 1-3 hours you’ll spend in there.
*facepalm*