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The Court System

January 23rd, 2007

Working in IT (Information Technology) gives you the opportunity to examine the internal procedures of a company in great detail. It’s fascinating stuff when you’re able to detach yourself from actually trying to model the system and data in software and just sit back and ponder 1) How and 2) Why the company’s procedures evolved into what they are.

You learn things about companies that they think are prefectly normal but strike you as odd.

One client doesn’t have unique serial numbers. They were (and are) unique only to that model, so you have to provide the model and the serial number to identify the product. It works, but it’s weird, and you wonder why it’s Just That Way.

Another client has a mission critical system that’s run on a machine somewhere in that data center room, and they’re pretty damned sure it’s got “Sun Microsystems” on the front if it but damned if they know which box it is.

Then you walk into a client’s business where the sales team has informed you that you’re The Guy because the sales team determined that they cannot send in a Jew, Mexican, or woman. The client’s “ERP” system was written by his partner’s brother that had a degree in advanced physics and took a class or two on database design and whipped up an “ERP” system in Access with tables, views, and queries named not after the products, not the departments, not the processes, but the name of the freaking person responsible for updating them.

I actually didn’t mind working with that guy. Smart fellow and a straight shooter. He was a bit offensive at times but I can deal with that pretty well.

Then you come to the customer I’m currently working for. A local county’s court system to manager juvenile cases.

Holy balls. Every whaked out business procedure I’ve seen is light years more straight foward than this.

I reckon the oldest business I’ve ever worked for is about 80 years old. The court system is, conservatively, pushing upwards of 400 years given that the US inherited a buttload of nomenclature and proceedings from the British. That means lots of strange words that I’m not familiar with and have a hard time wrapping my head around. The whole issue is further compounded by the fact that a judge, rightfully, can change their mind and totally change the course of action on a dime.

The ramifications of such a decision are simple — but the amount of data that has to be consulted and manipulated is staggering. I have a new found respect for those that deal with such paperwork every day. It blows my mind, and I know now why criminal records are simply lost from time-to-time.

The good thing is that the project I’m working on has, without a doubt, saved time for multiple departments within the system and we’re now working on cleaning up a few things to make the proccesses faster and reducing the window for human error.

Burned Out

July 11th, 2006

Expect some light posting over the rest of this week. I’ve got plenty of things rolling around in my head but, believe it or not, it does take some effort to plunk them down with a reference and make something coherent.

I just don’t have it in me right now.

With that said, here’s something to munch on for a while. There seems to be, just as with the NYT SWIFT terrorist financing story, a bit of, shall we say, hyperventilating on the conservative side of all media outlets. Take, for instance, this post by Emperor Darth Misha I.

Our Supreme Court recently decided that the animals who commited those gruesome atrocities [ed: recent beheadings of two US soldiers] against helpless, unarmed prisoners, are entitled to every protection under the Geneva Conventions, including the protections of articles that our legislative branch never ratified, including protection against being “humiliated” in any fashion, “humiliation” to be defined later by our unelected, dictatorial judiciary branch, no doubt.

I understand the outrage, but emotion is taking over on this issue I believe.

I could be entirely wrong. Misha is a very intelligent man and he may have looked into the arguments more than I have.

I listened to a portion of the Hamdan arguments and it seems that the defense was largely centered around the actual charge that Hamdan was held for. It was referred to as “conspiracy” in the arguments, but I suspect the full name of the charge is “conspiracy to commit terrorist activities.” You see, Hamdan was “only” a driver for bin Laden. He ferried the guy around for money likely knowing full well what bin Laden was up to.

OK, that does not make you a nice guy by any stretch of the imagination but it’s a far different charge than actually separating a US soldier’s head from his body.

As far as I understand things the ruling said that because Congress has not authorized military tribunal tries for the charge of conspiracy that they have to go through the regular US Justice system unless Congress gets off their ass and passes a law allowing it.

Now, the primary reason, again, as I understand it, that the Executive branch wants to use military tribunals to convict folks like Hamdan is because they’re afraid that a regular trial would reveal sensitive information that is better kept secret. Apparently, Congress has not yet decided that a charge as small as conspiracy warrants using the secretive courts. I call the secretive because the US public won’t know the details of the trial and the defendant won’t either.

Basically there needs to be a line in the sand drawn (and there already was one, but the Executive branch didn’t like it) that determines when a crime against the United States warrants a military tribunal that won’t show you the evidence against you and a crime that allows you access to the entire justice system.

All Congress has to do is draft up a law, and pass it, to allow the charge of conspiracy to be tried under a military tribunal. Problem solved, at least for the folks that think like Misha.

To the best of my knowledge there is still no restriction on the Executive branch with regards to using the military tribunal courts for more serious charges, like aiding and abetting terrorist activities. Providing funds, manpower, or equipment to terrorist agencies is different in a court of law than taking funds from a terrorist organization for your non-terrorist related services.

Further, this ruling is not good news for guys like Hamdan; at least not entirely. Sure, he’ll get his proper day in court unless Congress increases the number of charges that can be brought in front of a military tribunal, but this also means that the War on Terror has to end before he can be brought to trial to keep national secrets secret.

You know, that war that we’ve been told may last decades. Possibly even a hundred years.

In my opinion Hamdan didn’t do much, but it showed us something that should has been becoming rather obvious: This whole War on Terrorism is a really confusing matter.

Strange

July 6th, 2006

So, I’m at work and just put my leftover dinner in the office fridge. I always get a kick out of seeing it. You see, there’s some words painted on the front of it:

WATER SAMPLE’S ONLY
NO FOOD

Nobody knows why.

Smart People

June 15th, 2006

I work with some pretty smart people. I had one of those fun “Oh yeah, duh!” moments today and it was pretty neat just how fast everybody ran the numbers in their heads and realized what a good idea the proposed solution was.

I hope none of this is patentable, but you never know in today’s society. If you knew my industry you’d know exactly the problem we were solving, but I can abstract it enough to make it a fun mental exercise.

LL, this might be a fun one for you! You might get it quicker than the other software geeks I have lurking around here.

Okay, let’s say that I demand that inform me various bits of information about your life on a regular schedule. I will then record that data, but I don’t want to be barraged by a bunch of stuff at once.

A: How many times you’ve taken a breath. Report every 20 minutes.
B: How many times you’re heart has beaten. Report every 30 minutes.
C: How many steps you have taken. Report every 120 minutes.

See the problem? Every hour I’ll have to record two check-ups from you. Every two hours I have to record 3 check-ups from you. Now, I don’t write to fast, and since there’s thousands of you out there (hah!) every two hours I’ve got to write down a lot of stuff!

The problem lies in my desire to have you report in on easily understood human intervals. The solution?

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